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Like, one barrel, maybe my ego could take that. But two? By god almighty, I'd be broken in half. This man has a family to think about.

 

As someone who grew up watching snl in the Schneider era, I back this 100 percent. I never understood why my classmates loved him so much.

 

You are hurting. I don’t know all the reasons why. Mass is at 10 tomorrow morning and I am going to include you in my prayers.

 

The only good thing about Rob Schneider's career is that it led to Ebert's takedown of him.

 

I think my rule of responding to only those with this many (age-adjusted) OASDI credits is a well-advised one ...

 

*cautiously opens one eye from his held flinch, then pats down torso to find it still intact*

Was that only the first barrel? I’m still alive, so it must be.

 

I feel sorry for you.

 

Who doesn’t?

 

I am surprised to find that I can live with that.

 

People who know me well enough to know I deserve it, mostly.

 

I’m being sincere. I hope everything works out, whatever is going on that you have this much general hostility toward others. Down deep, we’re all trying to do our best.

 

Which is more hostile, open mocking or lazy passive aggression?

I believe you are being sincere.