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Oh sure, for you. But what if we’re talking about somebody who’s too dumb to shit between two shoes?

 

What, and miss out on the Amazing Adventures of Martyr Dad and the Unnecessary Apostrophe Kid?

 

Bing? Fuck bing, dude.

 

Why would you fuck bing with a bong?

 

Are you stoned?

 

*super paranoid* UM, NO.

 

I thought you had Martyr’ Dad on ignore.

 

I do. PMs still get through for some reason.

 

You know, for someone whose grasp of elementary math could charitably be described as “tenuous,” you might be a bit more accommodating w.r.t. the extraneous apostrophe bit. I am constantly in a North Korea/South Korea standoff with my iPad re: apostrophes (I remain, of course, the emporer of ellipses), and so I assume that a very large portion of such hiccups from YFCMR* are of similarly innocent origin.



*Your Favorite Coffee** Machine Repairman

**Pace*** @YankeeFan

***Fuck you, you Latin-hating types.

 

That must be hard for you.

 

This is why all the high schools in South Carolina offer scholarships to South of the Border.