Today in Cultural Appropriation

i firmly approve of this girl wearing the dress and even making the hand gesture. Appropriate away! She wasn’t making the slanty eye gesture for fuck’s sake. Next no one will be allowed to mimic a sumo wrestler or use a fake accent in acting. Yeah, there are pitfalls to this and you have to be careful, but I don’t think what she did was racist. She was admiring a dress! What, I have to know the entire history of a particular piece of clothing before I wear it? That’s close minded and trying to keep people in their lanes.

 

*You* hate me because of your insecurities. You don't speak for anyone else.

 

And you don't speak for me. You don't know a goddamn thing about me.

 

Who are you calling “old?”

 

And the smartest, wokest guy here can't figure out who is sending him threats over PM. Laughable.

 

^^^
Paging Mr. Kettle

 

You don't know who's PMing you. And you don't catch on that a joke about a subway station fight was a ... joke.

You think you're the smartest guy here, but you're one dumb motherfucker about a lot of things.

 

Jesus. I just realized she also appropriated Steven Seagal.

 

Cartwright.

 

Thomas English Muffins makes bagels. Cultural appropriation because the bagels suck.

 

I don't hate you. But I do agree that you've become an asshole who hides insecurities behind this phony "I'm pompous and don't care what you lessers think" schtick.

You're also a very rigid and closed-minded thinker who ain't nearly the level of intellectual you pretend to be.

 

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