Smoke up losers

I'm stunned by what this means - that Dowd appears to have not been on drugs while writing any of her previous columns. Mind = blown.

 

The odds of this guy procreating have been... cut:

 

I know who got his hands on some bad weed in his teenage years ... and I'm not talking about the kid in the tweet.

 

Darwin Award nomination is in the mail.

 

You have to die for that.

 

It just stipulates you must "remove yourself from the gene pool," so sterilization counts.

 

Hmm. Just checked the website and you are right about sterilization.

But this guy cut off his dick. If his balls are still there... Nope. No award.

 

A ticket rather than an arrest (at least for white folks) has been the NYC practice for a while.

Pot in New York: $100 Ticket. No Charges. No Record. No Nothing - Bloomberg

Weed Is Basically Legal in New York City Now, but Only If You're White

 

You're going to have to start rooting for the Orix Buffaloes before this is all over.

 

Wonder how the ersatz* Sandinista thinks smoking a plain old coffin nail in public ought to be handled ...


*My most fevered critics will note my eschewing Latin there.

 

$50 ticket.

Not often enforced.

NYC Taking 'Inform On Your Friends' Approach To Outdoor Smoking Ban