Smoke up losers

How long does the two or three toke high last nowadays?

 

30-40 minutes.

 

No, see, that's crazy. How and why did it evolve into that? A four- to six-hour high would be my happy zone.

And I didn't know edibles were like that, either.

 

I took a capsule at 9 PM. Was a little buzzed by 10. Peaked at 5. At noon the next day, I was starting to worry I wouldn't be able to pick my kids up from school. It was terrible. I didn't even smoke for a month after. My friend took the same capsule at a Jays game and ended up crying in a bathroom stall.

 

They're nuts.

I know you can't die from them, because I looked into it pretty seriously. But it sure feels like you could.

 

I went out the other night and was nicely buzzed from about 5 PM till 1 AM on a single cone. Not ripped. Just a little happy high. Great night, actually.

 

That sounds like an acid trip.

Is that what it’s like nowadays?

 

Smoking vs. edibles reminds me of beer v. hard liquor. You drink beer, you can kind of feel yourself getting drunk over the steady course of a few hours. But you drink whiskey, nothing happens. So you drink another glass of whiskey. Nothing happens. So you drink another ... why am I lying next to naked Kevin Spacey right now?

 

I've never done acid, but it was way too strong and way too long. I reached that point when you start to worry you'll never not be high again.

 

Kind of. My wife and I kept saying we felt like we were in a Pixar movie. That's what the forest around us looked like.

 

Cardinal mistake of edibles. They can take hours to kick in. So many people double pump and then end up completely fucked.

 

Yes, that was me.

Good thing we then immediately hiked up a fucking mountain.

To a waterfall.