Smoke up losers

Please post the video.

 

I don't think it would be very exciting. It's not like being drunk.

 

My wife thought a tree log off in the distance was a bear. But, in her defense, it did kind of look like a bear.

 

The first time I walked into a dispensary—remembering that I'd never bought anything other than "pot"—there were probably fifty big glass jars behind the counter. I had no idea what I was doing. Very nice guy behind the counter saw my confusion and asked me what I was looking for. He explained the difference between indica and sativa, and then he started talking about different strains within each, hybrids and so on.

I told him, and I quote, "I want one that gives me a pure body buzz, that will make snacks delicious and sex amazing, and then put me into a really deep sleep. And I want one that will make music sound fantastic and make me feel like I'm a great dancer and super jazzed and happy."

He nodded and went into two different jars. I got something called Chocolate Kush, and I got something called Rockstar. And I'll be goddamned if he didn't meet my orders bang on the money. They're amazing and amazingly different. They're like two different drugs.

 

Here it comes.... the strain talk. I'm going to alert my brother.

 

Tell him to take a hard pass on Lemon Violator.

 

Get him to sign up! We could always use new members.

 

Incomprehensible to me why adults want to fuck up their minds with substances, but you do you. If that's what it takes to get you through, rock on, homeslice!

 

That sounds like the nickname of an offender from a Poin thread. Or one about Florida Man. Can't decide which.

 

That's California. Use of income varies by state.
Colorado

Colorado pot sales hit a record $1.5 billion in 2017, and border towns saw a green rush from neighbors – The Denver Post

 

It's not the determing factor, but it is a factor.
And it should be considered. You can collect willing taxes or taxes from the unwilling.
Why would you turn away a willing tax base and instead raise, say gas tax or sales tax? Because, Moral standards!
Now, let's go pound some Bud!

This ....

 

Long before decrim/legalization became a real thing, I would tell anyone who asked that the worst thing about marijuana was that to obtain it, you needed to deal with criminals, and people who had harder stuff at their fingertips.

Alaskan Thunder Fuck. Boo-yah.