The Soccer Thread (Version 8)

This game has been insane.

 

Holy shit.

 

Bale’ goal..... Holy. Fucking. Shit.

 

You'll never see Karius in a Liverpool shirt again.

 

They've wrecked Mignolet, too. They need to find two keepers this off-season.

 

Seriously, if I'm Karius I'm not sure I get on the plane back to Liverpool. I may just hire someone to pack up my apartment for me.

 

I think he makes the mistake on the third goal because of the mistake on the first goal. He would have been stomach-knotted the whole night. Just the worst feeling.

Also: If Salah misses the World Cup, Sergio Ramos better not go near Egypt anytime in this life.

 

Ramos is what hockey calls a rat. But he's a rat on the Ken Linseman-Brad Marchand level, because he has real talent to go along with his sneaky dirty play, at which he's an expert.

 

I had family obligations so tired to stay unspoiled. All 3 Real goals made my phone explode so I way dying. Just finished watching.

I will still put Zidane’s goal in 2002 above Bale’s but it is close.

It’s good to be Oblak or Allison’s agent right now.

Was really impressed with Liverpool’s defenders. That’s a better unit than I thought.

 

The second howler just simply can’t happen. The first one was awful, but it was a brain fart in purpose of getting the play going. The second one gets you benched from my u-14 team.

 

What puts Bale's goal ahead of Zidane, IMO, is that he had just come into the damn game. It's his first touch and he does that.

 

You're only 14? I had no idea.