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He will consider the Summit a success if Kim agrees to come to maralago.

 

Too funny!...

 

That's the coffee guy's (when he was here) whole modus operandi.

Yes, you do have to discount the tweet because it was discovered by smallpotatoes, who spends his days finding weird-ass arguments on the nether reaches of the interweb.... but coffee guy has all but said the exact same thing here.

 

POTUS took time in Singapore to celebrate an early birthday with a cake that looks vaguely like his face.

 

They are cowering in the streets of Swaziland. And what about St. Pierre and Milequon?

 

"And a glass of root beer! Thanks, Singapore!"

 

Coffee guy never called anyone a "liberal faggot," but I see your point. He definitely enjoyed his brew with some liberal tears.

But apart from any political leanings, the exchange in that tweet feels far too scripted to be real. Kinda like the dialogue of the frat boys in the Rolling Stone story that was picked apart on here (#freePW2). It reads exactly like what a liberal person might expect from every Trump supporter, complete with gay slur.

 

Something something insert "blowing himself" joke here.

 

Wait, you're saying a guy with this Twitter bio:
I have lived in several different countries, lean very left, love animals, hate injustice and believe critical thinking to be crucial to development. #RESIST

... would make up something like that?
The horror!

 

If the guy had seen the sticker and said, "yeah, fuck you too" I'd have believed the story. In fact, I kind of believe that's what actually happened. But that doesn't make for much of a tweet.

 

I don't believe that story either, for whatever that's worth.

 

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