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I bet her parents are so proud of that article.

 

"Hed fits, check. Roll that page."

 

It's a head bust because she is only 16. If she was 18, the head was fine ... irresponsible but fine.

 

I guess I know now who has me on ignore.

 

I don't have you on Ignore, but I have me on Denounce now.

 

"Miss Kansas Outstanding Teen". It does not look like the usual "How hot is she in a bathing suit" sort of pageant thing. I bet her parents called in in a chewed ass. I would have.

Countless men looked at that, nodded, and said to themselves (or out loud), "Well, I'd do her!".

 

That's from the Pratt Tribune, the same newspaper that brought us this gem:

Headline fail: Kansas students get 'first hand job experience'

 

Double bonus points if the same desker wrote both heds.

 

I should go put this in videos, but I'm lazy. From Boing-Boing, where the hand job hed was.

Eight years old. Female. Daaaaaayum. I can't *quite* decide if she's just drumming to the audio of the Zep track. It sounds like straight up Zeppelin. Visually she's dead on until a couple of times two thirds of the way through. Either way, she's a helluva lot better than I'll ever be.

Eight-year-old kills it drumming to Led Zeppelin

 

Pratt Community College is the Beavers. Perhaps they devote so much mental energy to making sure those headlines are appropriate the other stuff slips through.

 

She's even better when she's on acid.

 

Yeah, but will she shit in your shoe or purse like Bonzo would?