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Someone should tell her it’s not funny when she does it.

 

Trump Agrees to Let Kim Jong Un Have Pence as Manservant



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As new details emerge from this week’s summit in Singapore, the White House has confirmed that Donald J. Trump unilaterally offered to let Kim Jong Un have Mike Pence as his personal manservant.

The offer reportedly came after Kim spoke glowingly to Trump about the Vice-President’s obsequiousness, sources said.

“Even by North Korean standards, Pence puts my toadies to shame,” Kim reportedly said.

Once the necessary paperwork is squared away, Pence could begin bowing and scraping in Pyongyang as early as next week.

Going forward, Pence’s duties as senior sycophant to Trump are expected to be performed by Representative Devin Nunes, Republican of California.

Trump Agrees to Let Kim Jong Un Have Pence as Manservant

 

The Huckster (SHS) said today that upholding the law is blessed by the Bible. Well, the ACA is a law, too. Does she think the Bible compels people to uphold the ACA? Apparently not. Gutting that one is divinely inspired in the minds of the republicans.

 

Went through a spell where my fantasy baseball team was named Implied Oral Consent.

 

Scoop: Classified Israeli report raises doubts over Trump-Kim summit

 

Comey was a shitshow in that role. Other than Trump, I may dislike him most in this entire saga.

 

Fair comment. He was surely the most stuck on himself, and in Washington, that's something.

 

These children's detention camps are pure evil, we will be remembered for this (and for having done nothing to stop it).

 

There are people trying to stop it, but at this point, I don't think this problem will be solved without violence. I don't think Trump will accept losing an election, and I bet the Republicans in Congress feel the same way. They'll find some reason to negate any unfavorable result.

 

Does this apply to parts of the US?