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I never understood that attack on Obama. They serve dijon mustard at Subway for crying out loud - it ain't fancy.

 

It's also pretty objectively delicious.

 

Everybody's mileage is measured in kilometers.

Except Myanmar, Liberia . . . and the United States.

And I try to think in terms of people, not governments. I don't care if a bunch of politicians feel butt-hurt in Washington or Kiev because of Crimea. I care what the people of Crimea feel. And by all accounts (I have a half-dozen or so in-laws who live there) I'm hearing, they are delighted not to be part of Ukraine's new government.

Is this really a "loss" for Team America? Just because a bunch of crooked politicians in Washington and Kiev feel bad, and a bunch of crooked politicians in Moscow feel good?

 

Guess who are now my second- and third-favorite teams.

 

What a good american this guy is.

 

Is that real? He can't fucking spell "collusion"?

 

That's the best part.

 

This is the equivalent of my son saying that the bed was made when he left his room and someone must have broken in and messed it up while he was having breakfast

 

I here hear you

 

FIFY.

 

don't make fun of his speach

 

While there may have been collusion, Trump has always been clear that there was no colusion