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Not a "stop hacking us" mission?

 

Russians are our friends, citizen!

 

Remember the Saturday night live skit where they had TOM brokaw going on vacation and having to pretape obituaries of famous people by all kinds of crazy ways?
That was awesome.

 

Clip won't load, but here's a link:
Watch Tom Brokaw Pre-Tapes Free Online - Saturday Night Live Season 22 Episode 4 Excerpt

 

Lemon to Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "You can't support the free press and spread lies".

 

Reassuring.

 

Hermes-
There was a report from some nonpartisan think-tank, I can't remember which, that wiping away the roughly one trillion in outstanding student loan debt could boost GDP by $100 billion per year, on average, and could add a million jobs per year.

 

It never will be possible. There’s no way Trump would allow his chin and rectum to be swabbed for Putin’s DNA

 

Pre-written? I’m sure they do for a resignation and an assassination or death, but I’d assume a impeachment would allow for plenty of time and wouldn’t demand something written more than a day in advance.

 

Huckster Slanders is just a disgusting liar. She has no redeeming social or intellectual value. I just hope I outlive her so when reading her obituary I can enjoy a smile

 

They always roll out the surgically enhanced Ivanka with her crocodile tears and Peter Pan advice whenever things are dire.
Two words Ivanka, fuck and off.