Identity theft

'scuse me while I kiss this fly.

 

I always heard "guy"

 

That's a great story. I think you have to share some of the responsibility, though, for not taking a closer look at the suit until right before walking down the isle.

 

Listen to the two-ton ferret moan.

 

Wrapped up like a douche.

Hell, I don't even know what the real lyrics are. Might be them.

 

Revved up like a deuce

 

I believe it's '...wrapped up like a douche when you're rolling in the night.'

 

He had a long time to think about his mistake

 

Have also seen it as "cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night"

 

Springsteen sang it (and wrote it) "cut loose like a deuce." Manfred Mann changed it to "revved up like a deuce."

 

While looking up the song, I found out Manfred Mann's cover was Springsteen's only number one hit.

 

"There's a Bathroom's On the Right"
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