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President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Nov 12, 2016.

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  1. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

  2. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

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  3. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

  4. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Sorry. I thought you knew:

    Now, let's get to the heart of the matter: you. I can't be certain why you didn't make it, because clearly you didn't—you know writers with my exact job, but you're not one of them, are you?

    Luckily, though, I have an idea.

    Maybe your friends are twice as talented as me, but I'll bet a considerable sum of money (because I care about money; I'd rather have it than not, which I know makes me crazy) that you're not one fucking eighteenth as good as the Mystery Them.

    I would also bet every penny I've ever earned that you would give a nut to have what I have.

    I'm sorry you're so sad. But daemon, don't blame me for your failings. Don't blame me that the blog I write for fun has a larger audience than you'll ever know.

    Oh, I know, brave, sweet daemon, your feelings were stung by what I wrote, and you're trying to make excuses—as you no doubt have for your entire life—as to why you didn't make it.

    I'll tell you why. Because you aren't good enough.


    And I know you're going to write, Oh no, I have made it! I'm really happy with my life! I'm better than you even! Look how angry you are! Look how insecure you are!

    But here I am, and I know you're not anywhere close to me. I know you're just another anonymous Internet gangster, like jgorden, your partner in pussydom, trying to make yourself feel better, trying to prove to all your online friends that you have big balls when it comes to picking fights when you know you'll never have to show your face or your name.

    But they know about you, too, daemon. We all know. We all know you didn't make it. We all know you advocated lying on this thread, the issue that you never addressed again.

    We all know you're a coward. We all know you're a twat.

    Now, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go sit with my wife on the couch and watch a movie. And after, I'm going to go to bed, and I'm going to wake up, and I'm going to be me, and you're still going to be you, and that will make me happier than you can ever imagine.

    Thank you.
     
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  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    And didn't escalate way beyond what it should have? I know there was a battle or two fought along the border, and I seem to remember some mention of it getting close to going nuclear. Like, on par with some of the more infamous U.S.-USSR close calls.
     
  6. daemon

    daemon Well-Known Member

    Like I said, you’re clearly much more emotionally invested in the opinions of anonymous strangers than I am. Perhaps, for you, those opinions hit at something uncomfortably close to the real-world truth?
     
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  7. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

  8. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's elvis
    Just like you swore to me that you'd be true
    There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's elvis
    But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
     
  9. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Sounds much like his claim during the campaign that the California drought was the result of water flowing to the sea.
     
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    WTF!?!

    Is he just trying to set the stage to clear cut the West?
     
  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

  12. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

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