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Tomorrow is a big day in our country. Can the Trumpists behave themselves on the one-year anniversary of Charlottesville? I hope so.

 

I plagiarized this from some other anonymous message board , but anyway get a load of this ...

The items below are banned in Charlottesville, Va., this weekend. Guns are not.

Interim City Manager Mike Murphy has prohibited the following items within the downtown security area: BB guns, pellet guns, air rifles or pistols, paintball guns, nunchucks, Tasers or other stun guns, heavy-gauge metal chains, lengths of lumber or wood, poles, bricks, rocks, metal beverage or food cans or containers, glass bottles, axes, axe handles, hatchets, ice picks, acidic or caustic materials, hazardous or flammable or combustible liquids, skateboards, swords, knives, daggers, razor blades or other sharp items, metal pipes, pepper or bear spray or Mace, aerosol sprays, catapults, wrist rockets, bats, sticks, clubs, drones, explosives, fireworks, open fire or open flames and any other item considered to be an “implement of riot.”

 

@Rainman Yawn.

 

Dammit. I was gonna bring my catapult there. And if you can't have a Wrist Rocket, you don't have any freedom left.

 

I notice he did not explicitly ban tiki torches.

 

He’s wrong. If that tape is released he’ll crucify the NFL players. He’ll sign an executive order demanding anyone who doesn’t stand get deported.

 

Hell that list from Charlottesville looks like the opening screen of a video game. "Choose your weapons"

 

Recurring side thoughts:

A. I'll bet Lardo has never let Melania see him naked.

2. I wish Melania had a blog. I wish Melania had a blog. I wish Melania had a blog.

 

Don't worry. She's bringing the children's cuffs

 

I'm obviously missing something. What does Aledo's football stadium tribute marker have to do with anything?

 

Don't forget the various WH staffers who left and got a cushy job with the campaign or for a friend, probably after signing a fat NDA.