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Please go looking for your sense of humor. You seem to have misplaced it.

 

"No man is an island," the poet said. But John Donne never met OOP.

 

My mistake. There it is. Thank you for the warning.

 

I'll have you know many prominent posters and moderators have sent me PMs praising my sense of humor.

 

He claimed he didn't send me PMs that I ignored. That's a lie. Please try harder to keep up.

 

Jesus, what a mess.

 

I never said you didn't have one. Just seemed as if you had misplaced it for a moment there.

 

Forward them to typefitter. He has special permission to reveal the contents of PMs.

 

You accused me, and many other posters, of the whole Wife of Fart thing.

If any of you read this sentence without audibly laughing, I can't be friends with you.

 

He asked what PM you were referencing. He did not assert that he had never sent you a PM. That is not a lie. It is a question.

I believe you owe JC an apology.

 

OOP, I still have the PMs, champ. I still have all of your love letters.
Now, I am a little like those Latino dudes who will suffer any perceptible slight to character -except- those demeaning one's mother, one's sister or one's wife.
Call me old-fashioned.
You violated that.

 

Hell, i wrote it and I think it's funny. Sadly, it is also true.