Late night/Early morning fishing with Chef

So........I'm many beers in. Me, father in law, sis in law and her boyfriend have been at two locations here in the last two hours and have got 2 nibbles.
I have to ask. What the fucking fuck is the infatuation with this?

 

At this point just to get some excitement going, I am contemplating a cannonball into the moderately deep water. Even money at this point.
More updates to come as consciousness allows.
Cheers.
Chef

 

RIP Chef.

 

He probably forgot to take his phone out of his pocket before that cannonball.

 

My oldest LOVES to fish. He’ll fish for hours.
I hate it. Never liked it.
Its not like hunting.
When you fish, at the end of the day, whether you catch anything or not, you still smell like fish.

 

Alive. No cannonball. Red beers for breakfast. Still at cabins for another day. Scenery here is amazing. I despise fishing.

 

To the east of me, you’re almost taking your life in your hands taking a motorboat out on the water. Asian carp are everywhere and they’ll jump 4 feet high out of the water. They’ll knock you overboard if you’re unlucky.

 

Have you tried not fishing in the pool? Could explain the lack of success.

 

Don't fish for the ching-chong!
/BettieScott

 

Decided to forego the fishing thus far. Now a couple hours into a beer pong tournament. Fishing may resume much much later. Im suddenly enjoying the thought of dynamite into the water.

 

The goal is not to catch fish. The goal is to get away from all the noise.

 

Very true.
If my fucking idiot brother in law didnt have to bring his portable speaker every time he took a shit, it would be a delightful idea.
I think he thinks the fish in the lake are sitting there dancing like the fucking California Raisins.