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Honestly, I've lost count of the number of times SJ.com's Derp Wing thinks they've threaded some intellectual needle only to be exposed as the morons they are. They move their bishop like a knight and then sit back and cross their arms and say "Checkmate" in the smuggest possible tone. Then when you explain that's not how a bishop moves they try the same thing with a rook. AND THEY GET TO VOTE. Fuck me, it's maddening.

 

He's wanted for murder Baron. has been for the entire 12 years he's lived here illegally.

And, I'm sure you know that people are often arrested on the charge that makes it easiest to take them into custody immediately.

This kind of thing happens all the time.

An official from the Mexican state of Guanajuato confirmed Monday that a man arrested while driving his pregnant wife to a hospital for a C-section in San Bernardino is wanted for homicide.
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An official with the Mexican state of Guanajuato is confirming to ABC News that an arrest warrant for Lara was issued in 2006.

The couple came to the U.S. 12 years ago from the city of Leon, Guanajuato, without legal authorization to live in the U.S.

Mexican state confirms man arrested by ICE in IE is wanted for homicide


An official of the Mexican state of Guanajuato confirms that a man detained by immigration agents in California is wanted on an arrest warrant for homicide in Mexico.

The official was not authorized to be quoted by name and could not say when the crime occurred, but said it was an intentional homicide case akin to a U.S. murder charge.

The official said Monday that Mexican prosecutors had asked the U.S. government to help find and detain Joel Arrona Lara.

Mexican state confirms ICE detainee wanted for homicide

 

We need some Ben Shapiro brain pills.

 

The Internet: not a substitute for actual intelligence, experience, or an education.

 

Thank goodness you're here to set them all straight with your infinite wisdom and knowledge.

 

No jitters or crash!

No chaos, just great energy!

 

Well, I don't like to brag, but I did qualify for the Jeopardy! contestant pool a couple of years ago.

 

All of human existence is now some version of the park bench scene in Good Will Hunting, except substitute "the Internet" for "book," "moron" for "genius," and "exasperated" for "fascinated."

Oh, and "Fuck off, Dummy" for "Your move, Chief."

 

Not impressed: Birdscribe on Jeopardy - SPOILERS, SPOILERS

 

Holy shit, @typefitter has become an acolyte of ... @Baron Scicluna. That is amazing and hilarious. Makes my day.

 

YOUR!