College football Week 1 thread

Late adds for today:

Kansas is a -6 over Nicholls.

Give me South Dakota +22 at K-State. In Nielson I trust.

 

I just realized that’s what Andrew Luck should’ve been doing during his year off. Has the connections to get it done, too.

 

Stanford: that special place where a running back's GPA can be double his YPC.

 

Texas has a player named Chianti. I wonder if they are building the All-Oenology Team.

 

We had a local high school guy last year, a linebacker who was our area defensive player of the year twice and also top 5 in his class academically, who had a stat I loved breaking out -- his GPA was almost the same as his 40 time.
He ran a 4.6 and had a 4.3 GPA.

 

I wanted to LOL at the forecasts of a close, compelling FAU-Oklahoma game. But I thought I was missing something.

LOL.

 

The next time Texas tries strongarming a program like Maryland into playing in the bigger pro stadium they should show them an aerial photo of this game and then tell them and their prison pussied coach to fuck off. Looks like a Wednesday night Phillies game.

 

Bringin the heat.

 

Exactly. This is a crying shame.

I have maryland alum on Facebook, and the pictures posted of the tailgates at Fed Ex are the saddest I have ever seen. And I tailgated at Vet Stadium in Long Beach when Long Beach State had a D1 team.

 

Of course Maryland is the biggest spineless whore in college football so Texas knew what it was doing.

“What? Move our home game with Penn State to FedSex? Sure no problem. How bout you Notre Dame? You want some too? Yeah, we overspent renovating our own house but who gives a shit...”

 

Wherever this FedSex is, I want to go.

 

According to past posts you’re swimming in enough puss as it is.