NFL Week 1: Eagles defend their SB championship

Bill Barnwell desperately needs some teeth whitening strips before his next SVP hit.

 

Dick Stockton is back forget another year.
HOW IN THE FUCK CAN THIS BE?

You are telling me he is one of the best 16 football pbp guys in the world?

 

I swear it’s out of pity. Someone at Fox has had a soft spot since Lesley dumped him.

 

The Steelers-Browns Week 1 game could be influenced by some wild weather

It sounds like it is going to get very ugly in Cleveland Sunday. Roethlisberger has a history of playing well in bad weather, but this is probably a bit much for either passing game.

Also, so much for the report of Bell reporting in time to get paid for Week 1. He did not report in time Saturday.

 

Changing my pick. Luck is missig two starting tackles. He’ll be lucky to get out of the game uninjured against Cincy today.

 

I think Michael Strahan just set the world record for most cliches strung together without an original thought in a 30 second take.

 

If James Connor’s haircut is ANY indication of how the Steelers play today, they Are screwed.

What the hell?

 

Davis should have been penalized for that hit. Wow. CBS booth completely ignored it, too. Refs missed it.

Also, No mention / no coverage of National Anthem from CBS (that I saw).

 

Three snaps into the season and Ereck Flowers has two penalties, both negating gains, including a 42-yard pass.

 

Collinsworth is right... he is the worst. Even switching positions, he’s terrible.

 

If what Myles Garrett did was unneccessary roughness, they just need to ban the tackling of quarterbacks altogether. If what Josh Gordon did was unneccessary roughness, they need to just stop playing the sport.

 

Peterman 2-7-0, 7 yards, 2 sacks.

Has to be considered a pleasant surprise tbh.