NFL Week 1: Eagles defend their SB championship

Booger doesn't know the rules of football.

That's the Brady rule.

 

Couldn't immediately find margins of victory, but this was their first 40-point game since the 20212 season opener against Buffalo.

 

Peterman wouldn’t be able to play in that year either.

 

It’ll pass. But enjoy.

 

Le'Veon Bell sends cryptic tweet after Steelers tie Browns, teammate already tired of talking about missing RB

In case anybody needed clarification, Le'Veon Bell continues to demonstrate that in addition to being a great talent, he is a jackass.

It's not so much the tweet. Maybe he really didn't mean it as a dig at Conner's fumble or the team tying the Browns. If he did, claiming he would have somehow been the difference when his replacement went off is kind of ridiculous.

It's the bit about telling his teammates he'd be there, then not giving them straight answers after he decided not to report. The guy is proving himself to be a lousy teammate.

 

Sorry I'm late I was just taking my Jets victory lap and I can't move as quickly as I used to.

That was the greatest fucking game I've ever seen. Period.

 

Perhaps ESPN put Mowins on before him so that people would think he’s really solid.

 

Gruden returned the Raiders to their glory days. They had 145 yards in penalties in the first half.

Only 10 yards in the second, though. I guess they need to get into game shape.

 

That keeps up, and fans will be lining up to help pack the moving trucks to Vegas.

 

Two years of this, it may be Branson.

 

Watching the Lions suck is the greatest game you have ever seen?