President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

It really was the worst one ever, worse than Helsinki or the post-Charlottesville presser.
As my father used to say, crazier than a shithouse rat.

 

Time for 25.

 

Only 20 years old so does this one matter??

 

None of them matters to the Party of Rape. A majority of Trumpists (54%) think their boy should be handed a SCOTUS seat even if he's guilty.
This is the plan. With Kavanaugh on the Court, women will be required to carry their rapist's fetus to term.

 

Seriously, just nominate someone else. This is a disaster

 

Keep it up and by Friday they'll find someone from last week

 

The importance of syntax. This, if taken literally, could be interpreted as saying the Senate is investigating a report that Kavanaugh was assaulted.

 

Haven't you heard? We don't need unions anymore. We needed them back when companies were mean and ruthless and treated people like trash and working conditions were unsafe and deadly. Now, everyone's really super nice and accommodating.

 

Statute of limitations?

Oh, Kayleigh — put down the bong.