Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

The Nature Valley granola commercial, or any other commercial that shows people running through canyons, kayaking solo down wild rivers, sprinting down trails in the middle of the forest, or driving winding country/mountain roads.
First off, how the fuck did they get out there? These look like places that are 100 miles from any road.
Secondly, stop making this shit seem like the pinnacle of human achievement. Some of us have jobs. Some of us don't live anywhere near places like these. Some of us would rather sit on the couch and get back to the football game or old Friends episode you're interrupting to passive aggressively tell us that our lives are being wasted and these jerks are doing it better than we are.

 

Or a better dad.

 

I always want to smack that girl. You mean your dad won't take you to your friend's house RIGHT NOW!!!!!!11!!! because he's in the middle of doing chores? What a horrible dad!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!

 

This place is much easier to navigate when the pieces of shit self-identify.

 

How does that brat not have a damn bicycle that she could ride over to her friend’s house?

 

The in-game Google Assistant commercials during the baseball playoffs are so awkward.

“Hey Google, how much extra are they paying me to embarrass myself?”

“Not enough. You sound like an idiot.”

 

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

I'm the only person on this board not afraid to stand up to racism, no matter the color?

There's safe space somewhere with your name on it.

 

So, you’re arguing white men are being discriminated against in many TV ads?

 

I'm arguing that racism is racism, and sexism is sexism. No matter what. The premise that people in this country are "owed" something because of past history in ridiculous and prejudiced.

 

As the dad wipes his forehead under the hot son, the thought has to occur:

“Fuck Jessica’s house. I’ll just drop her off at a truck stop and she’ll be a pimp’s problem...”

 

Seconded.

 

A black man being married to a white woman is not racism. A black man being portrayed married to a white woman is not racism, you piece of shit.

You're ignored, so don't bother responding.