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Russian money-laundering operation.....

 

None of this is true. Is it.

I'm sure "Operation Comic Wanking Motion" will stop them.

 

You know who I feel sorry for? The historians. They're going to have to recount this presidency, but every day is something new. I think counting the grains of sand on the Sahara Desert would be an easier task than trying to unravel this clusterf---.

I'm waiting for him to say the Caravan also caused Duane Allman's motorcycle to crash, and also flew the plane that took down Lynyrd Skynyrd.

 

Remember Bowling Green!

 

He has to be the first human being in history to be given access to the inner workings of everything on the globe and decide he'd rather just speculate, right?

I could never be President because I'd spend every waking hour asking people what really went down at every point in history. There'd just be UFO tapes and documents about assassinations littering the Oval Office. Taking field trips to Wright Patt's basement. Waking up every foreign leader at 3 a.m. to ask them what's going on in their country just because I know they can't refuse a call from the leader of the free world.

I'd be essentially the 4-year-old in Chief. Just asking people Why? over and over again. Except they could never yell back at me.

 

This is an all timer.

Its all about you, Donald.

 

Yeah ... but we're talking about YF. And unless that's a bad screen grab, he'd be obsessed that she does not look well.

 

That clause was put in so that the children of diplomats stationed in the U.S. would not get citizenship - but who knows what the "originalists" on the Supreme Court will bend that into.

 

"Never forget the River of Blood!"



https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-civil-war-monument/

 

Well, they're bringing 150 miles of razor wire along, putting that up will keep them busy for a couple of days.

 

It's been my experience that when somebody tries to use a video of somebody saying something "in their own words!" as a gotcha, it was taken out of context.