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Depends who you vote for.

 

‘He’s a F*cking Fool’: Justice Department Officials Trash Their New Boss

“We’ve seen this over and over again with the Trump administration. They never vet these people,” said one former official from the department. “It shows that they don’t really have a strategy when it comes to these things and then they end up having to backtrack.”

 

Lulz.

 

WSJ:

FBI Is Investigating Florida Company Where Whitaker Was Advisory-Board Member

 

Just as he lands in France:

 

Clearly constipated from the flight.

 

Trump: "Get me some Quarter Pounders With Cheese, now!!!!"
Secret Service agent: "They're called Royales With Cheese here, sir."
Trump: "Like I friggin' care what they are called. Just get me some!"

 

As soon as they landed? No hellos, how are yous, how's the wife and kids? Or more like, "Oh, by the way, we're starting a continental army ... "

And he still doesn't get hiw NATO works.

 

Worked well against Napoleon.

 

He saw London
He saw France
Big fat Fucko
Crapped his pants.

 

One of my favorite Trump theories is that he hates to travel because he is very uncomfortable pooping anywhere but on his own toilet.