College football 2018 Week 13 thread

Why do I watch these assholes?

 

Bronco playcalling like a dude who got fired and doesn't care.

 

QB can’t throw. Entire offense is QB scrambling.

 

UCF, already up 17-3, has a fourth-and-6 from the South Florida 38-yard line with 27 seconds left in the first half. Instead of trying a 55-yard field goal or punting, they go for it. Of course they do. It's the smart decision. Even if you don't get it (they didn't) all you have to do is make a couple of plays on defense to end the half. There's no down side. Why the hell wouldn't you go for it?
Announcer: "I don't know why they aren't punting here. One or two completions and USF can try a long field goal."
Can we pass a law, even a societal norm, that every announcer who makes a comment like that gets a swift and immediate kick in the balls?

 

Tennessee's Pride of the Southland plays the visitor's fight song as a welcome greeting before every game in Neyland.

 

ACC officiating is fucking embarrassing trash.

 

There was an all time lip read in the UVA/Tech game.

 

UCF would have had to utterly destroy South Florida to keep its very remote CFP hopes alive. Ain't happening.

 

It would be their first loss and they'd still have the win over Michigan and they're still Notre Dame.

 

Never. Going. To. Happen.

 

Bronco is an inappropriate nickname. Should be called Labia because he’s a pussy. Play to win instead of taking the air out of the ball and doing your finest Dave Wannstedt imitation. Virginia giftwrapped this game.

 

At least put this away in regulation and let me get on with my life.