College football 2018 Week 13 thread

Whatever. What about that one time Tiki Barber tried (unsuccessfully) to shove two fingers straight up the Hokie bird's ass?

 

Michigan scores twice in six seconds with the help of a muffed kickoff
24-19 Buckeyes halftime

 

Dating myself here, but back in the Bo-Woody days, 24-19 would be the score from two years' worth of Michigan-Ohio State games.

 

No one is surprised by what is happening.

 

34-19 after scoring on a blocked punt
After an interception of Shea Patterson it’s 41-19
Now the question is can the Buckeyes beat Northwestern

 

It’s like watching Iran pummel North Korea

 

No one fucks his own asshole better than Jim Harbaugh.

 

It truly is amazing how trash Ohio State can look all season and then play great in one particular game.

 

I forgot what network taking heads it was, but last week the conversation was how can Ohio St upset Michigan. Um ... by showing up... The whole conversation was how good Michigan has looked since Notre Dame. Yeah but it's Harbaugh in a big game. This was only going to go one way

 

And no one wants to admit the teams Michigan played leading up to this game were a pissed-filled toilet.

 

Beating a flawed but talented Ohio State team in Columbus was always going to be a tougher ask than advertised, but this performance from Michigan is shockingly poor. This game plan is utterly ineffective and the execution has been incompetent. I don't know what it is but there is something telling that Meyer's Ohio State teams have a tendency to win the big ones and throw away little ones and Harbaugh's Michigan teams vice versa.

 

Makes me think the Big 10 is mostly trash this year. Which makes me wonder how good ND is. College football is weird in that so much of the "conventional wisdom" is based on assumptions. People figure a team loaded with seniors and returning starters is better than a team with fewer. That a well-funded programs is better than a less-funded program. That a historical power is better than a team with only recent success.
Except when it isn't true.