A his and hers master bathroom with facing toilets

In none of those photos did I ever see a spindle for the bug roll.

 

I would like to have his and hers face to face toilets with nothing in between the toilets.

 

Sweet!
You could turn it into a race.
"NO GRUNTING UNTIL I SAY WHEN"......"ON YOUR MARK, GET SET..............WHEN"

"RELEASE THE HOUNDS!"

"Need a new O-Ring on aisle 2 please!"

 

Sorry … I wouldn't want the Mrs. in there when I'm droppin' a deuce, and she DEFINITELY doesn't want me around when she's doing the same …

 

Trust me.
After I've had a big plate of Cincinnati Spaghetti with 6 or 7 Budweisers on top, Mrs. Chef wouldn't be within 500 yards of that facility.

 

Really - dudes should just lower the freaking seat.

 

This screams to me that the wife was sick of falling in and/or cleaning up after him so she just said, "FINE next time we're going to have TWO TOITIES IN THE BATHROOM."

 

Battleshits?

 

Not sure how I missed this thread a few years ago.

Nowadays, the reality would be two people shitting, not paying attention to the other, and each staring at their smartphones.

 

We were at dinner sometime back, and a couple that was in their early 20's were at a table texting. EACH OTHER.

It's kinda sad to be honest about it.

 

True. At least they weren’t shitting during dinner too.

 

I'm trying to figure out what was the impetus (or search terms) resulting in this obscure of a thread being unearthed after 5 years.

And I'm not sure I want to know.