President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

From most reports Fatfuck was all set to name Jersey Fatfuck, aka Christie, as his VP selection, and had scheduled an interview to do exactly that.

His campaign manager of the moment, Pavel Manafort, performed some kind of airplane schedule juggling (I don't remember the details) and Big Fat Chris shuffled off to Hoboken or some place, and all of a sudden Professional Christian Pence (whom Trump barely knew) came popping through the door to hand Fatfuck a bagful of Big Macs.

With his usual razor sharp instincts and piercing intuition, Fucko shrugged his shoulders, took a few more bites of Big Mac, and said, "whatever you say."

Now why did Mockba Manafort suddenly decide Pence should be installed as Fucko's assistant president, hand-holder, heir apparent and political power behind the throne?

We don't know that. But we do know Manafort was in debt up to his eyeballs, in the hole for millions, and we do know he's had Russian cocks down his throat for decades.

 

Tilde or GTFO.

 

From an objective point of view, Pence is miles better than Chrissy, for trump. He’s totally unimpressive and unintrusive. Quiet, doesn’t get in the way, and shines a knob with aplomb.

 

Pavel Manafort is pretty funny.

 

Applicants for White House Chief of Staff should be experienced in babysitting, lying, social media and public corruption. Must be fluent in Russian.

 

Christie would have his own agenda, and expect his input to be taken seriously. Pence is content to stand there as Fucko makes furious jacking-off gestures at him.

Although Fucko has adopted Pence's Shiite Christian platform pretty much lock stock and crucifix.

 

Christie said on TV yesterday basically that you'd have to be crazy to take the C0S job before Mueller finishes his investigation. So I'm not sure he's interested.

 

I'm sure he's not, now.

At this point you'd have to be a complete idiot, or desperate (probably both).

And remember, regardless of what Mueller does or doesn't do, there are other people in this world who know a lot of nasty nasty shit about Fucko, and could decide to dump it at any time.

As soon as he becomes a liability, they could drop the pill on him.

 

Yeah, and Christie has that sports talk radio career to fall back on, too.

 

Perfect for completely desperate idiots.

 

The best reason not to take this job is that it almost compels you to hire your own attorney because scrutiny awaits anyone associated with this alleged president.

 

Too busy deliberately misspelling tweets to own the libs.