President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Remember when Trump claimed his security team captured 10 terrorists but neither he nor anyone in the government could provide a single verifiable fact about the suspects' affiliation, location of their capture, current whereabouts, legal status or what plots they had put into motion?

 

4 Americans died in Benghazi. 25 million spent investigating.
4 Americans captured tortured and mutilated under trump in Niger. Trump doesn’t care. Nothing was done.

 

Trump's stooge.

 

Trump demanding this for himself in 3...2...1...

Russia Considers Constitution Changes as Putin Faces Term Limits

 

Donald Trump’s Draft Deferments: Four for College, One for Bad Feet
Draft dodger appoints liar. Round up the usual excuses.

 

Jokes on you. We just have to defer the pain for another 40 years and climate change will have killed us all. No comeuppance

 

Poin picking the market bottom while trying to mock me is already hilarious to me, as the market is up 600 points since this hours old post.

 

Thorough reporting doesn't have headlines ending in a question mark.

Russia wants to keep its president.
America wants to remove its president.
Which is the fucked-up state?

 

With the United States on the clock, general manager Mitch McConnell trades President Donald Trump, First Concubine Ivanka Trump, Justice Kavanaugh and cash to Russia for Vlad Putin and Maxim Oreshkin

President Putin sees much potential in the United States and says emphatically that he will win multiple World Cups in the US.

Dimitri Medvedev immediately released Donald Trump, paying the remaining 2 years on his $800,000.00. contract. Mr. Trump will retire to Siberia. Medvedev will marry Ivanka Trump, recently separated, as soon as she converts to the Russian Orthodox Church. Ms Trump is one of the great converters on her generation. Former Rookie of the Year, Justice Kavanaugh, says its his life long dream to coach Stolichnaya

 

One of the great disappointments about Putin is that he has not come up with anyone better than Medvedev as his right-hand man.

 

Better would be a threat