President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

He’s out of work? LOL.

Has he applied to drive for amazon yet?

 

Yeah, it's super funny. One of the bravest and smartest living Americans is off work because your president is trying to please dumb illiterate racists like you.

 

The House passed a bill, that the Senate would also pass of it came up for a vote, and that the president is ready to sign, that includes a fraction of a percentage point of funding for a border wall.

That your “friend” is off of work for a few days is not a calamity, nor the fault of our President.

But, I’m confident your boycott of America, and your refusal to spend any money here, will eventually pay off.

BTW, how was the surf today? That’s free, right?

 

Hey guys, someone I know — that I actually KNOW — emailed me about the government shutdown.

This is now incredibly personal to me, and a real tragedy.

I haven’t felt this bad since Ebert — another guy I wrote about AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH — died.

 

YankeeFan is is amused and happy about someone being out of work? Unpossible!

 

Uh oh, someone's mad enough to start trying to out people again.

I'm home, you dumbass. My boys are asleep upstairs. I get three weeks off at Christmas.

I'll let you get the last word on both of our current conversations. Try not to misspell it.

 

Amazing how $5 billion becomes a fraction of a percentage point when it's for a stupid idea to keep out brown folks but when Democrats start writing the checks YF et. al. turns into William Frigging Proxmire.

 

Again, your hero has wrapped that up. You no longer have the right to lecture people on misogyny. You are who you love.

 

YF is such a dipshit. Cannot possibly imagine the conversations he had on Christmas Day. Oh wait, he was probably on his phone all day reading Dumbass Trump tweets’ and enjoying himself.

 

Come on, dude, it was Christmas. He only spent 16 hours that day online, not his usual 18.5.

 

I thought new taxes were bad. Now make that argument for health care and education.