What one thing do you want to know?

If there was one question that you could get the answer to, what would it be? It can be literally anything. Any political secret. Any mystery of the cosmos (origins of the universe, origins of life or mankind). A religious question (Does God exist?). Anything else you might deem important. What would it be?

 

1, How much, and what, Mary drank the night God knocked her up.

1B, How this all really started.

 

Did my ex-wife steal my collection of baseball rookie cards in our divorce or did I misplace them?

 

Why did the Wild and Maple Leafs play a Thursday afternoon game today? Was it, like, Canadian New Year or something?

 

Did I have a chance with that girl in sophomore French who kept touching her leg to mine and went on to become a fashion model?

 

She wanted to drive you nuts ... and she succeeded.

 

Pic or, y’know.

 

Will folks like Skip Bayless, Jason Whitlock and Sarah Sanders be consigned to a special sort of eternal drudgery while I feast at the celestial Ruth Chris nightly in the next life?

 

It's what the Leafs, who never run promotions because they don't worry about selling tickets, call a "Next Generation" game, to give people who never get to see the Leafs in person a chance to go to a game. They did it last season too. They had children shadowing the TV people, even a kid in a suit who read out the starting lineup like Babcock would.