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This twitter feed is @Alma 's wet dream. Full of people bitching about how he should have gone local, or whatever.

I went back and read a little about Obama's beer summit. People bitched about Obama drinking bud light, which is owned by a ferinner.


Times like this when I wish the internet had been strangled in its crib.

 

The Forever Campaign

 

Then why has Trump acted like such a chickenshit for the last two years on this?

 

They are going to recreate this meal on Fox and Commrades tomorrow morning.

 

If trump had an sense of humor or humbleness, this could have been a PR coup. Trump could have said “you know, for one night, I want these kids to be just like all of their fellow students and eat some junk food. on me. They deserve it.” Then, he could have pulled out a salad and said “ I eat that stuff all the time and I look like this now. Let this be a lesson. I’m on a diet starting now.”

Instead, I am sure he asked one of his henchmen what “the colored folks” eat nowadays and they came up with this.

 

I've been considering eloping with Scarlett Johansson. I'll post updates.

 

Trump is William Howard Daft.

 

"I went to a National Championship celebration at the White House and all I got was this lousy Dave's Double."

 

He just rings up Mnuchin and tells him to grab a duffel bag of $1000 bills out of today's pallet load bound for Moscow.