President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Sun rises in the east.

https://today.tamu.edu/2019/01/23/local-newspaper-closures-polarize-voters-choke-political-progress/

 

Wow, there’s a college intern in the WH doing press releases on Twitter? 2 years in and he finally found someone who got the substance

 

Yet she refused to believe Blasey Ford, and she voted for Beer Bong Brett, right?
Simply complaining about "sexual assault," which, as we all know, doesn't exist because men have the right to do whatever they want to women because the Bible tells us so, should get her tossed out of Trumpland. They'll hate her now.

 

Round 1: Pelosi

 

42 to 34? Buy the dips, dummy.

 

I am stunned he caved. Stunned. When was the last time he so publically wilted on anything, of substance or otherwise? He must be duct taped to a chair.

Literally everything about the last two years told me we were headed for a SOTU address from a Trump Hotel ballroom or something equally batshit insane.

 

Hold his beer.

 

Hostage-taking Trump begets more potential hostages. But they’re on the government dole so fuck ‘em.

 

I almost hesitate to say this out loud, but you know what I think is going to happen? A plane is going to crash because of the shutdown, and a lot of innocent people will have been killed because of this asshole, and the next day Congress will finally sack up and send everyone back to work, while bowing their heads and saying what a great shame it all is, and all of it will have been for nothing.

Air traffic controllers' union issues dire safety warning over shutdown

 

Nancy Pelosi, or frankly any woman with real power, is Trump’s kryptonite.

 

NTTAWWT.