President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

only people who don't play chess say this



disgraced retiree will post a snapshot of his corgi in the 4 o'clock hour

 

There no trumpists here.

 

Fatboy is playing tic-tac-toe with a broken crayon against Mr. Spock playing 99th-dimensional Vulcan chess.

 

You know, Trump was right.

I AM tired of all the winning.

 

So serious question: what is a long-term border security solution that makes Dems and trumpists happy? And if not those two, a solution that makes everyday Americans happy?

 

Three weeks from now, Trump will be dutifully lining up for that third mule kick, education value or no.

 

He should have used more. The hostages were making a lot of noise, but Nancy and Chuck still wouldn’t pay the ransom, so Donny had to let them go.

 

Right about now, Fatboy should say, "hey, you know who you're talking to here, bitch? I'm the fuckin' President of the United States, and if i want your opinion, I'll give it to you, you shriveled tranny hag. Now STFU and speak when you're spoken to, bitch."

Seriously. Find out if her audience supports her -- or supports you.


Either that, or he's gonna have to keep crawling back to her whimpering with his tail between his legs, every time she gets snappy.

What else is her audience gonna do? Throw their support behind Elizabeth Warren? AOC?

 

Yeah.

The tape-over-the-mouth thing recurs and recurs, doesn't it?

Bondage kink, maybe. More likely some Freudian thing about silencing his mother.

You don't build a person this creepy without some really bad parenting.

Ugh.

 

He's trying to set up his Emergency Proclamation to save the Duct Taped Women on the border.