President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I'll be utterly heartbroken if SNL doesn't cold open with this:

With Alec Baldwin laying face down on the floor as Pelosi dances on his back.

 

Trump caved bigger than Carlsbad Caverns.

 

The harpies won't be happy until they goad POTUS to start World War 3.

 

“So he caved. Big deal. Caves have walls. So. Much. Winning.”

 

Nancy Sinatra has absolutely blowtorched Fatfuck on Twitter, I'm sure she'd be delighted to sing a brand new version of the song-- although the original is pretty nasty-ass, it would only need minimal topical tweaking.

 

METAL IS THE WAY

 

Good too, but the original, a woman named Nancy -- just too perfect.

 

No kidding. Cheney made a fortune off war in Iraq.

 

I’m concerned mostly about journalism.

 

Richie, we hardly knew ye.

Richard Ojeda Becomes First 2020 Democrat to Drop Out of Race

 

And some folks think Kamala Harris isn't a shoe-in.

 

Question for everyone asking for a wall, "when was the last time you lost a job to an immigrant?"

"When was the last time an illegal immigrant committed a violent crime?" Ah wait, before you get all hot and bothered, we're not doing this on raw numbers, no we're going to analyze this based on per capita, what percentage of US citizens committed a violent crime? Now what percentage of illegal immigrants committed a violent crime? Yeah, US citizens s**k.