The Big Ball Theory

I want to bang a supermodel tonight and I’m going to speak it into existence.

 

I can’t remember a parent this obnoxious since Eric Lindros’s dad pouted because Eric was drafted by the Nordiques.

 

Around the same era, Mary Pierce’s Dad.

 

True. I was thinking in terms of team sports. There have been whack job tennis parents for a long time.

 

Richard Williams

 

Vince Carter's mom.

Not a parent, however, Doug Christie's wife.

 

Delusional fuck.

 

He’s an ignorant cartoon of a stereo type of a scumbag. And he’s on TV. And the pieces of shit, Shannon and Skip and their producers put this dirtycunt on the air, and they tweet it out and it’s picked up by other media who have no self esteem. These fools run with it and he’s traveling through the Internet like putrid taco bell with spoiled milk chasers.
LeVar is ignorant and his shuck and jive walk, talk and attitude is repugnant. And he’s promoted. He’s Stephen A Smith with children.

LeBron has too much professionalism and class but he ought to put LeVar Fetchit through a wall and knee cap his pathetic little bitchboi

 

LeBron should ask him how many points Lonzo has scored in his career.

 

The Balls will be out of the league in a couple of years.