The kinkiest real estate listing

A Philadelphia house for sale includes a "sexual oasis" in the basement with a sex swing.

The listing now has been sanitized ... 1612 Norristown Rd, Maple Glen, PA 19002 - 5 beds/2.5 baths

But a reporter toured the place.

WATCH: Take a tour of the Montgomery County home for sale with a 'sexual oasis'

 

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Bring your own bleach.

 

If those walls could talk... too bad there's a ball gag stuffed in their mouth.

 

Penn, of Penn & Teller, had a sex room in his house (I believe it's gone now). I was telling a friend of mine about it, very nice but naive guy. He goes, "I just don't get it."

"Get what?"

"That sex room. I mean... That's not loving."

I looked at him for a bit. "I don't think love has a whole lot to do with it, Mark."

 

And a black light.

 

For a moment, I was hoping it involved rustling cattle through the Vatican.

 

That's one helluva dungeon, but I find it hard to figure leaving it in place while selling the house.

I guess it's a big plus if you get the right buyer in there...

 

The bit about AirBnbing the sex room skeeved me out.

 

Sex is not love?
Hot sex is not hot love?

Maybe we all should have a "sex room" in the house ...

 

Vombatus would ask for a tour just to sniff the benches ...

 

What’s with all the bear rugs?

 

They are selling it fully furnished.

And like @Inky_Wretch, the AirBnB aspect also skeeved me out.