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KTLA anchor died of meth overdose. In his ass.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Feb 22, 2019.

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  1. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Alternately, donate to the bacon wallet institute, headquarters in Louisville, KY.
     
    swingline, Feb 25, 2019
    #49
  2. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    You must have worked for Hallmark before.

    LOL
     
    Chef2, Feb 25, 2019
    #50
  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I was taken aback by Poindexter’s first three words:

    Fuck this guy.

    That’s apparently exactly what happened, in more ways than one.
     
    Vombatus, Feb 25, 2019
    #51
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  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    The cherry on top: The dude played hooky from work to meet up.
     
    poindexter, Feb 25, 2019
    #52
  5. JRoyal

    JRoyal Well-Known Member

    One of the all-time greatest lines of SJ.com wisdom.
     
    JRoyal, Feb 25, 2019
    #53
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  6. justgladtobehere

    justgladtobehere Well-Known Member

    I like this conclusion from the investigation:
    He wasn't addict, at least! He only acted just like one.
     
    justgladtobehere, Feb 25, 2019
    #54
  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Yeah, sorry. You don't start shoving meth rocks up your ass at your first rodeo. That's a veteran move.
     
    Batman, Feb 25, 2019
    #55
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  8. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    Maybe he fell on it.
     
    typefitter, Feb 25, 2019
    #56
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  9. Regan MacNeil

    Regan MacNeil Well-Known Member

    Million-to-one shot, doc. Million-to-one.
     
    Regan MacNeil, Feb 25, 2019
    #57
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  10. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    Few things in life are guaranteed, but I guarantee there are a few ways I definitely won't die
    * climbing Mount Everest
    * jumping out of a perfectly good airplane
    * with a rock of meth shoved up my keester
     
    CD Boogie, Feb 25, 2019
    #58
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  11. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I'm willing to say that I am going to survive the Anal Meth challenge as well.
     
    poindexter, Feb 25, 2019
    #59
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  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Just wait until that becomes the hot Facebook craze in the summer of 2021.
     
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2019
    Batman, Feb 25, 2019
    #60
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