MLB 2018-19 Offseason Thread

I wouldn’t say trust. I’d say I noted it. It yeah, I was fooled

 

That’s a now-classic twitter troll. Claim “sources” for something rumored but a little unlikely compared to the consensus. If it sticks, you’re a proven insider. If it doesn’t, create 10 more accounts until something does

 

Cool dude, too, for buying Zack Cozart a donkey.

 

I wonder if Harper is being offered the right money, but on a much shorter timeline. 5 years. 7 years. Something like that.

 

The problem is Boras doesn't want that. He wants the eye-popping total amount

 

I assume this is so.

Whether it's in his client's best interest will reveal itself presently.

 

It appears Heyman's Boras-fed tweets served their purpose.

 

HOLY FUCK! 13 YEARS!

LOLPHILZ!

 

Well shit. They really were dicking around for this long, might as well.

At least he isn't going to LA!