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RIP Dan Jenkins

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Della9250, Mar 7, 2019.

  1. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    I bought "You Gotta Play Hurt" more than 20 years ago and tore through it in about a day. My sides hurt for a week from laughing so hard.

    Column lead.
     
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    The gambling scene in Dead Solid Perfect, with the fictional high school and players, may be the best thing I've ever read. I'm going to order another copy of the book and re-read it.

    When he won the Red Smith Award in 2013 and spoke at the APSE convention, I was mesmerized. I wondered if the youngsters in the room had any idea. He dropped a line in his speech about Florida being shaped like a penis that kind of set the tone. It was a Dan Jenkins speech and it was wonderful.
     
  3. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    I had forgotten that. A perfect comic short story in the middle of a novel.
     
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  4. John B. Foster

    John B. Foster Well-Known Member

  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    He was lucky to learn such a valuable lesson at an early age
     
  6. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Them fucking Needhams. How's your mama and them?
     
  7. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    I must confess, outside of some stuff in SI, I knew Jenkins only by reputation (which I never disputed).

    However, a couple years ago at my local library's used book sale I was able to find a copy of "You Gotta Play Hurt." It was hilarious and enjoyable ( Some of the character names alone had me LOL), and at times all too real about the biz even though it was written years ago.

    RIP to a legend.
     
  8. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Potatus Fry!

    When my Wahoos play some acquaintance’s team and I hear “May the best team win,” I still say “Shit on that. I want UVA to win.”
     
  9. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Jim Tom Pinch's rules for old men:
    Never pass up an opportunity to take a piss.
    Never trust a fart.

    And one more I can never remember.
     
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  10. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    But dear god, not one Potatus, two Potatus.
     
  11. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Always wondered how he felt seeing the recent rise from the dead of his beloved Horned Frogs.
     
  12. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    The 10 stages of drunkenness from Baja Oklahoma:

    1. Witty & Charming
    2. Rich and Powerful
    3. Benevolent
    4. Clairvoyant
    5. Fuck Dinner
    6. Patriotic
    7. Crank up the Enola Gay
    8. Witty & Charming, Part II
    9. Invisible
    10. Bulletproof
     
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