2019 MLB Regular Season running thread

Got me. Of course 1000 years is what Fox wants for between inning breaks at theSeries.

 

They'll probably push for split screen action. Five commercials at once plus the pitcher adjusting his jock!

 

Because the Kicking the Dane’s Skull League stopped marketing to kids after parents complained about a rash of foot injuries.

 

Grand Theft Auto carried a lot of us for centuries.

 

Milwaukee has its sausage races, Washington has its presidents races, and now San Diego stays classy with this:

Padres unveil Anchorman character race

 

Endorse.

 

I wonder who is going to be the Anchormen's "Teddy" (the guy who never wins)? Brick?

Also - they really should have only used the music from the soundtrack Grazing in the Grass normally - but throw in Afternoon Delight for day games.

 

So you're saying it ... rose from the dead?

 

Wrestlemania main event broke out in the bleachers at Dodger Stadium last night:

 

Watched quite the doubleheader in cozy northern Manhattan today. Columbia beats Dartmouth in opener 23-9. Dartmouth wins second game 23-1.

 

1) So basically a night game at Dodgers Stadium

2) Is there anything more LA than some douche trying to take a selfie with some chica getting hauled off by security?

 

That's more like the pull-apart they have between the combatants on the go-home episode of "Raw."