2019 MLB Regular Season running thread

He has had a miserable start to the season, didn't even start last night against the Orioles. The Jays have made Cashner and Hess look like Cy Young candidates.

 

That's a clown bullpen, Bro. Again.

 

Devon White and Vernon Wells covered twice the ground and never left their feet. His TV dives in CF looked great, always gave Buck Martinez something to yammer about, and the Superman thing was a good promotional gimmick for a team that doesn't exactly split the atom in that area.

Speaking of Buck if the players spent as much time talking baseball as he claims they do they'd have no time to play the game.

 

The Orioles are 4-1, have won four in a row and won series in New York and Toronto to start the year. OK.

 

Below are his career monthly splits. Just bench him till May 1 and you’re golden.

 

That’ll be a fond memory by the all-star break.

 

Probably by the end of the month. Don't harsh my mellow right now, tho, dude.

 

I’m going to savor saying “last-place Red Sox” for as long as I can, too.

 

TMI

 

I see these quotes and it sounds as pathetic as when WNBA players talk about NBA salaries.

STFU, Talib.

 

So this is when baseball is fun again:

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Jose Alvarado of Rays; wish he played for Giants.