President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

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Isn't that the rule (or something similar) in a lot of states? The Constitution only requires you to be a resident at the time of election. It's how somebody like Hillary Clinton could be a senator from New York when she never lived there a day in her life until she decided to run for the seat.

 

Or when the GOP flew known spaced cadet Alan Keyes in to Illinois in 2006 to run against Obama for a senate seat after the weird Jack Ryan sex scandal.

 

Why not, the Panhandle is basically Alabama with better real estate.

 

William Safire on William Barr.

Essay; The Patsy Prosecutor

 

So Carson is his black.

 

Fucking chicken change. You think Fucko is doing this to pick up payoffs of $10,000 and $9,000? To sell MAGA Hats at $20 a shot?

Or even the whole penny purse of $190,500?

Seriously. People think I'm joking: Fuckboy can simply give his trained monkey Mnuchin a little jingle, and tell him to print up, ohhhh, let's say, a billion dollars a day in hot fresh US legal tender currency, to be shipped off to some convenient storage bins to be picked up when Fuckboy leaves office. Now where do you think that would be?

At a billion dollars a day (hell, it could be $10 billion a day), Fuckboy leaves office with $1.46 trillion cash. That would make him the richest man in the history of the world by a 10/1 margin over Bezos.

OK, anyway, people say, "that's crazy. Nobody would ever try such a stupid plan. It's against the law. They'd get caught. Mnuchin would never go along with such a crazy illegal plan."

Now what the hell makes anybody think any of that would stop Fuckboy? Anything ever slow him down from trying stupid illegal plans before?

Remember also, this junta is working on the presumption the president cannot be prosecuted for any crime.

And he can pardon anybody he wants, anyway.

So the question is, why would Fucko screw around for piddly payoffs of $9-10,000 at a time, when any time he feels like it, he can just buzz Mnuchin and have him truck him over a couple hundred million?

The answer is, he steals because he has to.



Remember also, the guiding ethos of this entire troll administration is Getting Away With It In Plain Sight: "Fuck you, we do what we want, and there ain't shit you can do about it anyway."

All the projection. Why does Fuckboy beseech the Russians to interfere with the election on live teevee? Why does he go on camera with Lester Holt and confess to -- actually, brag about -- obstruction of justice (firing Comey) on live teevee?

Hell, why does he go on teevee and talk about fucking Ivanky when no civilized father would ever even hint at such a thing? Because fuck you, he does what he wants, and there ain't shit you can do about it anyway.

 

Never thought I’d use the ignore function. Until now.

 

Even I'm tempted and I've insisted for years that I would never use it. In the end, it is still better to just scroll on by.