2019 MLB Regular Season running thread

Apples and Cucumbers.
You can show emotion. You can't show the other guy up.

 

What are pitchers doing when they strike someone out?

 

You're not serious.
I can damn well promise you they're not taking their mitt off and throwing it in the air.

 

So this is not basically the same thing has flipping the bat?

 

Not even close.

 

I’m as old-school as it gets. Studied baseball books from when the sport first started, but you guys are a bit too much Goose Gossage for me. It’s a bat flip. Who gives a fuck. Don’t give up the home run.

 

You're shitting me, right?

 

Good job. You hit it over the fence. Set the bat down, touch all 4 bases, and tell yourself you're going to do it again.

 

You do know they’re playing a kids game, right?

 

MLB better burn all the copies of this.

 

Every game played as a kid is a kids game.
What's your point?

 

Boy, this has escalated quickly.