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What, pray tell would stop the government of Venezuela from sending a private outfit of its own to blow Erik Prince's ass away? Or asking one of Putin's merry men to arrange a polonium pizza delivery for him?

 

Or a beluga whale?

 

Came across this while catching up on The Last Man on Earth.

 

Just in case you're wondering what the Russians are thinking about Venezuela, let's hear from one of their freelance publicity agents:

Pompeo: Maduro Was Ready to Flee Venezuela This Morning, But Russia Talked Him Out of It

Who better to explain/ interpret Russian intervention in a South American nation than the US Secretary of State?

 

I'm sure Uncle Vlad may have his own plans.

At some point a lot of these ratfuckers are going to outlive their usefulness to him, and it'll be time to start dropping pills.

 

Infrastructure actually is something that we need and Trump has done ugatz about it.

 

Kind of a big deal.

Fuck Barr. Impeach him first.

 

Imperative that Mueller testifies. Not like we didn't know Barr was a full of shit. But the AG is officially a mob lawyer.

Enough.

 

Oh the next round go trump tweets will be epic

 

Remember, whatever Fuckboy agreed to this afternoon, he'll completely renege on tomorrow as soon as the cockfloggers on Faux Friends start pissing about it in the morning.

Or when he gets new orders from Uncle Vlad.

 

the deep state will stop at nothing their trump derangement syndrome is out of control meanwhile hillary is out there spreading ms