Of course it's Florida

How do you physically do that? Just stuff her in there? Will she fit sideways? Is there enough room to pack clothes in around her camouflage her?
I gotta tell ya, this one's got me stumped.

 

That story would have an entirely different, and less disturbing, meaning in Scotland.

 

All the yays for the headline, too ...

Cops to Florida woman: ‘Do you have anything else?’ She pulled a gator from her pants.

 

Ma’am, is that a gator in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?

 

“Watch out, Sergeant, she's got a snapper in them britches.”

 

My parents live in Punta Gorda. That town is very nice but goes to sleep at about 8 p.m. The Icehouse is a good place.

 

“the now-4-foot-tall woman”

Wow, great example of the proper use of hyphens.

Well played on the hyphenated woman.

 

So, did she have all appendages when she first got in trouble, or is there another Florida story to tell?

 

Yeah, the article stated she had previously been a shootout with the police and lost her legs as a result of her injuries.

 

It’s in the story
She and her boyfriend were holding people at a Burger King hostage in 2015
She was shot by the cops and her legs were amputated
Or as the Black Knight would say to King Arthur: “Flesh wound.”

 

Never pass up the opportunity to bring up Monty Python!

 

Damn. Talk about cutting her down at the knees.