Best Pop Tart Flavors

I actually had to Google it to be sure I wasn't dreaming it, but a few months ago, the local supermarket had Orange Crush Pop-Tarts.

It was an absolute game-changer. Of course, they simply stopped stocking it before the month was up.

Real Pop-Tart flavors I had no clue about until now:

• Peanut Butter Pop Tart
• Sugar Cookie Pop Tart
• Mint Chocolate Chip Pop Tart
• Peanut Butter & Jelly Pop Tart
• Mapley Brown Sugar Pop Tart
• Blueberry Muffin Pop Tart
• Ice Cream Sandwich Pop Tart
• Dulce De Leche Pop Tart
• Chocolate Banana Split Pop Tart
• French Toast Pop Tart
• Cheese and Cherry Pop Tart
• American Apple Pie Pop Tart

 

I would go for Chocolate Frosted Peanut Butter Bacon Maple Syrup Pop Tarts.

It's breakfast. Go for the gold.

 

Cherry is No. 1.

Cinnamon is a distant second.

All other are so far behind those two they are not worth ranking.

I will not add 'frosted' as a modifier because it seems redundant. I do not acknowledge that Pop Tarts come any other way but 'frosted.'

I cannot recall the last time I ate a Pop Tart it has to be 30-plus years.

 

Those orange crush ones are amazing.

In our area, they trotted them out with a root beer float flavor. That wasn't good enough to feed my dog.

 

Have you all seen the flammable pop tart videos?

It’s a bit dangerous, but if you force a toaster handle to stay down and overheat one or two, you can get them to light off.

Different flavors probably burn at different rates.

 

JFC. Brown sugar cinnamon is the only acceptable answer.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

 

You mean "What flavor most overcomes that of the actual tart?"

I'm genuinely shocked so many people on here eat Pop Tarts at all...

 

You could probably make a good Venn Diagram of men, bachelors, and who eats pop tarts, with a lot of overlapping results.