President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I've never seen someone dig a crater for himself like this idiot is doing.
And the guy doesn't even drink.

 

Pentagon approves plan to shift $1.5B for wall along US-Mexico border

I realize his hearing will be before Senate friendlies - but this is spending money on something not authorized by Congress yes? And nice to know we have billions just lying around the Pentagon that won't be missed.

 

Well that is pretty damn bad. How do you screw that up?

 

I like the thought that no matter how much Fucko sneers at the world and shows indifference to his many, many critics every day, inside his own little world he's sweating bullets and shitting bricks more and more every day.

Trump probably thinks he can blanket-pardon anyone and everyone. In the end, though, I hope the rough hand of reality grabs him by the pussy and squeezes hard.

 

I was wondering how a 10-year old reached the green in two.

 

DHS Secretary material right here:

 

FIFY.

 

Wonder how often Trump cheated his own mother.
Because you know he's the guy who really would.

 

PNW Man is no slouch. I figure it's just the "East Coast bias" that keeps Florida Man at the top of the charts.

 

Not that strange a business plan, though, when you're dealing with the alt-right base. Who tattled!?!

 

Now might be a bad time to start. “What’s this button?” Burp...

 

ItsnotacrimeitsjustgoodoldAmericancapitalismWhyareUafraidtoletthefreemarketworkUarejustanotherofthosebleedingheartCommielibruhlswhohateAmerica.

Did I do this right?