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People in Mississippi wake up each morning thinking, "Thank God for Alabama."

 

The art of the steel (thread).

 

Hollywood movie featuring schoolboy Trump in pipeline

INT--Classroom-day

Teacher: All right class, what is the capital of Texas?
Young Trump: Houston!
Teacher: No, Donald, the correct answer is Austin.
Young Trump: Wrong! You’re wrong, I am right!!!
(Flips over desk, spilling papers and pencils everywhere)
Teacher: Donald! Pick everything up this instant. You are getting a week of detention for that, mister.
Young Trump: So unfair!! What about that kid that punched the janitor last week, huh?!?!

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INT--Cafeteria--day

(One-legged child sits alone at a tble, Young Trump walks up to him)

Young Trump: Hey look, its, its, whats his name....Hopper?
Child: No my last name is Marschishefski
Young Trump: Ohhhh! Dumb and one-legged!
Child: Please leave me alone
Young Trump: Why, so you can read some fake news media about far-left Democrats.
Child: I don't know what you are talking about. Go away!

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INT--Western Union Office--day

Clerk 1: Ah, jeez. Here comes that Trump kid again. Why is someone that young constantly sending telegrams?
Clerk 2: And they are all so damn mean-spirited.
Young Trump: Okay, here's my first one today: Mickey Mantle struck out with bases loaded. Sad!

 

Candidate Trump: I won't have time for golf.

President Trump: I shot a 68! The lowest round in my life!

Donald Trump had the best golf round of his life last month - CNNPolitics

 

President Trump’s Air Force One video trashing Mayor Bill de Blasio may have violated law

Over Trump’s left shoulder, affixed above a window, is the presidential seal.

That’s a big no-no, according to Virginia Canter, an ethics lawyer with Citizens Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), a non-partisan watchdog group.

“It’s not appropriate to use the seal in this way,” said Canter, a former assistant White House counsel. “It sends the message that this is the official view of the U.S. government .... not a political (attack).” ...

Misusing the seal is a misdemeanor that carries a potential penalty of six months behind bars, Canter said.

 

Still has a way to go to beat Kim Jong-un's 18.

 

No, no it was a 17. One of his shots landed in two holes at once.

 

Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses

 

Trump-Appointed Judges Don’t Think Flint Officials Should Be Liable for Water Crisis